Silly Questions 101

CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?

HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE
THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"...
BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"? WHERE'S THAT
EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?

ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING
THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?

WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY
HAVE?

HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE
WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON
LUGGAGE?

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE
A BABY " WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?

IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT
STILL CALLED A HEARING?

WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON
TV?

Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE?
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

WHY
IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?

WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT
BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT ?

IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY
IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?

CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ?

IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A
COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?

WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT
WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS?
THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!

IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL
THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?

IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN,
AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES,
WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?

IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY
COME FROM MORONS?

DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE
LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?

WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?

WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL IT A HEMORRHOID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR
ASS?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window?