New retro cellphone nonheadset handset

I've been all cell for awhile. That means all my phone time takes place on a cell phone. I don't want to wake up with a brain tumor when I'm fifty. Handsfree type headsets are a good option, other than the fact that they tend to be uncomfortable with the tiny earbud style listening piece that I hate or big headphone things with a mike running out front making the user look like Garth Brooks in concert. I've found a sweet solution! Comfort AND retro style!