Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos

I saw this product at Target today, and I now have an idea how the world will end. Here's a timeline explaining the apocalypse:


2012 - Taco Bell begins selling Doritos Locos Tacos, tacos with shells made from Doritos.


2013 - Frito Lay produces a Doritos Locos Tacos flavored chip, a chip flavored like a taco that is flavored like a chip.


2014 - Taco Bell will begin selling the Doritos Locos Tacos Locos Taco, a taco flavored like a chip that is flavored like a taco that is flavored like a chip.


2015 - Not to be outdone, Frito Lay will produce Doritos Locos Tacos Locos Tacos Doritos, Doritos flavored like a taco that is flavored like a chip that is flavored like a taco that is flavored like a chip.


2016 - Taco Bell will frantically try to create a Doritos Locos Tacos Locos Tacos Locos Tacos Taco, a taco flavored like a chip that is flavored like a taco that is flavored like a chip that is flavored like a taco that is flavored like a chip. However, the manufacturing process will go terribly wrong and the world will explode in a massive cloud of nacho flavored orange sodium dust.


Good-bye cruel world filled with American Culinary innovations!