Dog Calendar Quotes

10 years ago I received a Beagle page a day calendar. I saved some of my favorite quotes from the calendar. Here they are:

I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself...but I think I have a right to object to libelous statments about my dog. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

The brightest star in the sky is Sirius, the dog star. - Not a quote...just a fact.

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. - Russian Proverb

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Anonymous

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage. - Danish Proverb

The dog that trots about finds the bone. - 1843 Proverb

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. - Anonymous

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. - Grouch Marx

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Cowboy Wisdom

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. - Mabel Louise Robinson