Subway's $5.00 Ripoff

It's no secret that Subway's $5.00 Footlong campaign has been a raving success. You can probably even sing that hellish five-dollar footlong jingle from memory. But as anyone who enjoys the footlong veggie sub can tell you, the five-dollar campaign has made the best sub on the menu MORE EXPENSIVE. It used to be that the veggie sub was well under five dollars, as it should be because it doesn't have any meat! But Subway just had to lump it into their five-dollar category. Now, a sandwich without meat is exactly the same price as a sandwich with two giant processed chicken breasts on it. The veggie eaters of the world are being screwed! The only way to get your moneys worth now is to order the chicken breast sub with THE MEAT ON THE SIDE. That way, you get your veggie sub and you can give the dog the processed chicken.