Speaking of excessive heat....

SInce it's pretty damn hot in Mexico and nobody has A/C, keeping chocolate from melting is a real problem. Buy a snickers bar and there's a good chance you'll be dealing with a melted mess. Enter Nestle, with a product called Carlos V Xcuizi, or as I call it, the premelted chocolate bar. It looks like a normal candy bar, but peel off the wrapper and you'll find a plastic tube of thick chocolate sauce that you squeeze into your mouth. Nifty of gross...you be the judge.